"It was Pete’s 50th birthday, and we decided that we would create a naked dwarf calendar… But, of course, you know what a naked dwarf looks like. We’re loaded with padding… Basically, every dwarf was a different month, in various compromising positions. But there is only one copy, which Peter owns."

"What happened in the calendar stays in the calendar."

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